vermin

Coral reefs are affected by rats and mice. These mammalian pests devour seabird eggs. OK, so the result is less abundant life on islands with rodents eating everything up. Fellows, we should indeed get rid of our vermin.

puppy

I love to see a puppy. However, they do require a lot of training and hard work, but there we are, Still, look into those sad puppy eyes. What do we see?

gig economy

Entrepreneurs do capitalize on the new gig economy. Basically, they pay us less money. Also, we do more work and there is no health insurance. Yeah, we lose and they win. Sadly, there is little we can do to stop our steady pay erosion.

Turtles

Turtles do fascinate me. Why is it that they carry their house everywhere that they go? Basically, they have a philosophy that is quite different than mine. However, we might in the future be able to take miniaturization to a new level of being small in size.

science

People are resisting technology and science. Often, they fear that technology will take the job away. Sadly, a growing number of people now see robots as a new menace. They want AI to be banned and for limits to be placed on science. Hey, we can't even try to make this stuff up. It is just too crazy.

heat wave

Northeast is hit by a heat wave. Certainly, the number of days that are 90 and over are going up. Hey, we could almost start to believe in the science of global warming. However, we are still wondering why it was so cold early this year. Frankly, we see a lot of temperature extremes beyond what was once common.

memory

Elephants have a great memory. Well, computers can certainly use some. Ah yes, memory space that is. Also, they can also use some hard drive space. Just be careful when you are near enormous ####.

GE leaves the dow index

GE leaves the dow index where it has been a player for over one hundred years.  Honestly, this should not surprise us. It points to the declining fortunes of this once iconic company. Frankly, it reminds me of sears. That is another storied firm that does horrible every year. Sadly, they will probably not be with us for too much longer, but we shall see.

rising seas

300,000 homes are threatened by rising seas. This should seem worrisome. However, we do not believe in global warming. Otherwise, our winters would certainly be a lot warmer. Frankly, that is not our case. Also, we would spend more on air conditioning every year. Look at your electric bill and see if that is going on. It is funny how when put to the test, people come up with all kinds of excuses.

all top

Yo, all top has all the top stories and is a great resource. Do use it to find new ideas to power your company. After all, we need to keep it fresh as we see. Yeah, that is the demand from our consumers.

our cruise

People do like to go on our cruise. Bro, it is quite an experience. Still, we do wonder about how safe we are. Yeah, we are not under US laws anymore. Expect troubles to worsen. After all, there is a reason... that cruises are so inexpensive. Often, it is that we get cheap crew. Most of these come from countries that are very poor. Do remember that we do get that for which we pay.

coding school

OK, so a nonprofit coding school opens up. It is in Tampa or near so. Well, that is great news for programmers. Basically, the problem is that most jobs don't pay. Yeah, they send their work overseas. I can get programmers for less than $3 per hour if I go to countries that are poor. Sadly, that leaves us with no work here and wishing that things were different, but that is how it is. Folks, outsourcing of code destroyed us.

IHOP

IHOP is changing its own name. They want to sell burgers now. I have heard an interesting saying. Here it is:

It is better to be a big frog in a small pond than a small frog in a big pond.

MTURK

MTURK is a great way to make money. This product is from amazon.

social media

People talk about social media, but I would rather be social in the real world using my voice. Typing on a tiny touch screen... like it just is not the same. Well, that is my take on what we now see. However, we could indeed be wrong. Computers do have a lot more processing power every year. Expect things to become more interesting as we move forward and experience progress. Funny, most people certainly don't use that word anymore. Maybe, we are actually regressing.

Pulse massacre

Pulse massacre occur just one year ago. It was two - sorry. Frankly, it seems like yesterday to me. Citizens need to reflect on what is going on. Yeah, that is what we are saying.

old age

Most of us fear old age. It is great to be full of energy. That is what it is to be young again. However, as we pile on some years... I look back at all the fading memories. Yeah, we had great times, but it is over.

multitask

Being able to multitask is a positive for us. Yeah, that is what we see. That said, concentration is important when we face a final exam. Do not let yourself get distracted over minor issues.

UPS strike

UPS strike could affect all of us. Folks, we are in an economic crisis. This could push us into a massive recession. Well, we do hope that we are wrong. Still, the effect could be devastating for amazon. Yeah, this was once a growing company. However, the use UPS a lot to transport their products to you. Expect politicians to play games. Basically, we need leadership to step forward and help us.

crazy corners

Life is full of crazy corners. Oh wow, those are not so great for us. Yeah, we often times will ponder on the stark choices we made in later years. This is due to the fact that we have hopefully anyway grown max wiser.

natural wonders

God has provided natural wonders for us. Often, this world seems so awesome. Yet, we do not understand our own unique purpose. Hey, seeing this view... this takes our breath away. What else can we say?

new hires

Who do we have for new hires?

Stumble upon

Stumble upon is shutting down its services. It was around for 16 years. Well, the times are changing on us. Please shed a few tears for this giant that led us to many a tiny web site with little or no rep. It is as we are in a new era.

Hawaii

Hawaii has a serious problem in its tourism as a volcano is frightening people away. Yeah, the lava is scary. Also, we wonder when it will stop spewing hot ash if ever.

21 trillion is gone

21 trillion is gone. Oh wow, that is a lot of money. Perhaps, you wonder who was spending like a drunken sailor on shore leave, but here is my answer.  The Pentagon cannot account for 21 trillion in expenses. Read that and weep. Hey, we do expect our taxes to go up. After all, someone
will eventually have to pay. If you want to know who that is. Well, just look in your mirror.

60's car

Being inside a 60's car was an experience. Well, that certainly was a very different era. People were just not the same. Also, let me add if we can... there were a lot fewer worries. Yeah, that is for max sure.

hammer

If your only tool is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail to you. However, that is not our case. Most objects are not nails and we need more tools in our kit than a hammer and some screwdrivers as there are more objects than just nails and screws.

ring

OK, so here is the latest from amazon. They are buying digital door bell ring. Bezos is reportedly paying one billion for the company. Folks, this is so serious. Hey, we did not see it coming.

smart car

Buying a smart car is not wise. There are fires in their engines. Mercedes is doing a recall right now. Well, they do look cute, but are a bit pricey. Frankly, most european cars are expensive. Hey, that is what we say. Still, people like them due to high gas prices. Expect those to keep on going up.

eggs

Hey, it is safe to eat eggs. Still, we do not think you should eat more than one dozen per week, but we could be wrong. Let us weigh in on science. Doctors claim eggs are loaded with cholesterol and we should avoid em. Well, we do not agree. Hey, it is so grand to fry up an egg in a new morning. Please do not take that away.

Airbnb

Airbnb might not be safe or secure. It is best that we have an impressive awareness. Do remember that you are not renting from a professional company. Often, these are novices. Yeah, they could be still green.

sarin gas

Assad did not use sarin gas in syria. Well, that should not surprise us. It has been an information war. Hey, bold faced lies do have negative consequences.

gas prices are up

Roger that. gas prices are up. Hey we can experience pump pain.

Ford

Ford is making a fatal decision to dump cars. This is somethings we could see... like a mile away even. Brothers and sisters, we do not think Henry Ford would enjoy seeing a new company. All that is left is just his name.

fresh new hires

Here is something that is important for us. Emphasis should be placed on fresh new hires as they are the new life blood of the company. Please choose smart people in a wise manner. Remember that not all employees will fit in. It is best to identify which skills are necessary.

candy company

Elon Musk wants to start a candy company. Yo, we are so serious. Admittedly, we know that this basically sounds like a joke in poor taste, but there it is. Frankly, this strange world gets a bit weirder every year.

100%

100% of apple is running on clean energy. What are you running on?

Trade wars

Well, we see some CHINA concerns. Trade wars are worrisome. Expect there to be more woe. Yeah, we could see that one coming... like a mile away even. Still, it could help to rebuild our industrial infrastructure as we are in a world of hurt now. Do count on China to be causing some more issues. After all, the red dragon is not known for being kind or nice.

NT sewer

I still remember getting an interesting resume. The applicant said that he was an expert in widows 2000 and NT sewer. Yeah, we laugh of course. Spell check will only take us so far and then we need to have some human eyes. Certainly, they can proofread a lot better than any program or app.

SEO

I love SEO, but it is not the same. Getting to the top was easier once. Hey, it is a lot harder now. Algorithm changes are constant and they keep us on our toes as we say. It is hard to figure out the new AI stuff that is popping up.

new app

OK, so remote viewing the lottery should be a new app. 1/2 of a billion dollars is there for us. All we have to do is figure out the sequence. Well, it is not so easy.

Cubicles

Cubicles are going away. They are soon replaced with open spaces. Expect to see more defined work areas. Ah yes, we love the high wall cube, but citizens, that is how the cookie crumbles as we see.

Tech sell off

Tech selloff did drag down stock as our economic crisis worsens. Fellows, this is an ongoing ruin. It is best that we finally wake up. Maybe we need to smell the roses some. Hey, things are not getting better, but they are getting max worse.

buses

Hail to the buses as they could help us to save energy. People, it is time we say goodbye to the family car. Oh yes, it did serve a purpose. That said, those days are over. Friends, it is time for independent passenger vehicles to move over. What we need now... has to be large buses that can carry many passengers.

CD

CD is more pop than digital downloads once more. By CD we mean those disk that you insert into your laptop and play music. I am not talking about cross-dressing which is pretty dresses worn by ugly men. Funny, as this can seem so strange, but that is a subject for another episode of this blog and there we are.

little red

Perhaps you should make your impressive "call to action" using big red letters that are all caps. However, take a look at little red and what do you see? Often, we need to be a bit less over the top as we see.

Tax law

Tax law hurts home owners. All the data says fewer sales as people become renters to cash in. Don't be that guy. Yeah, the one who is holding on. It is going to be a very interesting year.

red post

My eye fixates on the red post and I am pondering what it is. Honestly, this post seems out of place for some reason. Still, here we are. Life goes on.

Police helicopters

Police helicopters collide just now. This be so scary.

SEO

Doing SEO using the tactics of previous years. Well, that is like taking pictures using a small disposable film camera. Folks, it is time to step up. Oh yes, social media is important now.

Apple

Apple has a cheaper mac air. This makes some sense. After all, most of their products are very expensive.

EU

EU will ask Google to reveal factors for ranking web pages. Interesting reading for us. I do wonder what they are. Could be that we will never know, but we are curious.

machine age

Do you remember the machine age? Well, we went from the steam engine to the search engine. Funny how we do not miss an ancient one. Hey, they were our form of transportation for many years. Sadly, they are no more. Ah yes, the whole world is changing on us.

Netflix

Netflix stock rises even more. It is already up 60% for the year. Oh wow, people sure are seeing many movies. Expect the stock to go even higher as cable cutting become our norm.

buckle up

Folk, we do need to buckle up. Like there is a bumpy ride ahead of us. Expect a lot of twists and turns in our economic crisis. Already, we cannot pay the national debt which keeps on growing every year. This is certainly, very worrisome.

Autonomous drone

Autonomous drone shoots 4K movies. This is super news. Hey, we need to get footage for our amazing you tube videos mon ami. That is what we now see.

Paul Nehlen

Paul Nehlen was banned from twitter. His offense was to compare Meghan Markle and cheddar man. I believe that controversy is not good for us. Well, that is what we see.

brain surgery

Girl was denied brain surgery.  Actually, this should surprise no one. Hey, it is typical behavior for an insurance company. Please do remember to pay your premiums. It is like those boys go up every year. Frankly, all we get are more excuses. Do hope that you do not get sick as they might refuse to pay. Just what can we say.

asteroid mining

Let's go asteroid mining. The pay day is enormous. World is not enough for us. Also, we need to get a lot more resources. Hey, this is an awesome universe.

sony

Trouble at cousin sony. It does have a cause for some concerns. Well, we did say cause. OK, so the problem is cameras with no mirrors. Yeah, this mirrorless cameras revolution was taking over. Sadly, we see that most people are using smartphones to create images. Full frame DSLR is old school now. Basically, we see a future with a lot fewer sony cameras.

coal fire

Believe it or not, a coal fire has been burning for over 50 years, Well, that does indeed surprise me. After all, this is a deep mine. Often wonder how it did not run out of air.

astronaut food

Researchers want to create astronaut food from poop. Hey, we are not making this one up. It is just too crazy. Please do call 1-800-EAT-POOP to become one. Ah yes, an astronaut that is.

Doomsday clock

Doomsday clock is scary. It is at the worst point since the cold war. Certainly, it does not feel cold anymore. Fact is, it might get very warm. Let us hope that cooler head may prevail, but let us also prepare. Ants gather grain in summer. Yeah, at some level they do understand that winter is coming.

HIV+ man

This just in. OK, so an HIV+ man... he spits on a nurse. Actually, he called it the kiss of death and that is scary. Police did arrest the crazy virus man. Yeah, it was a strange case.

Neighbor

Neighbor is a p2p storage or space app. This reminds me of Uber and Airbnb in some ways. Hey, the concept is amazing. Just remember to add some air. BTW, hot coffee can wake me up. OK, so it should at least be warm.

Yellow

I am not making this up. Oh wow, they are banning yellow now.

Toys R us

Looks bad for Toys R us. They keep on losing money. Also, there are too many empty or near so... stores so they might have to close some more. Just remember that this is part of our collective memories. Yeah, we were all kids once. Frankly, some of us still are.

Brain in a jar

There was a science fiction movie. Well, it was mostly fiction and not a lot of science. Still, here we go. Like there was a... Brain in a jar.

fighter pilot

Most of us can dream of being a fighter pilot, but this demanding job is not for everyone. Basically, we need to keep our cool when things start to go max worse.

times change

I remember being a boy and seeing thousands of red wing black birds many years ago. Well, I do not see even one now. Yeah, it is sad in a way. Ah yes, times change my fine ones. Just wish that they would start to improve. Certainly seems that we can dream of a better tomorrow, but I do not see one coming.

Libraries

Libraries in the future might go away. After all, everything is on the net now. Just why do we need em? Technology marches on. Hey, it is picking up its pace.

Great content

Great content is the key to superior seo. It will get you more links and that means more exposure. Also, you will rank higher due to all that link juice. Still, creating posts takes time and most are not full of pure awesomeness.

Future

Future, that is where we will be living soon. Technology is always more awesome. Well, in the world of tomorrow any way. I do love an elevator that goes side ways. Like few things say science fiction except this one. Well, it screams sci-fi movie. Did we say screams?

Retail is getting crushed

Retail is getting crushed this year. It is like we never recover. Things just keep on getting max worse. Best that we open our eyes. Friends, this is a depression and not a recession.

Milkman

Milkman no more. Driverless vehicles will take over groceries. Yeah, that is the future which we see. Hey, we gotta talk to all those science fiction writers about the world we are in.

sports cars

Why is it that we like sports cars. Especially, we enjoy expensive ones. Hey, it does not make any sense. They have no practical use. Still, here we are.

conversions

Getting traffic is great, but making a profit is max. That is what we should focus on. Ah yes, conversion driven traffic is your friend and not your enemy. Just make sure it sells products that are high margin. Otherwise, you might end up losing even more.

electric cars

Don't we love electric cars. They are super green. However, states are gonna yank the incentives for electric cars. Please explain this to us.

Roads

Roads to better SEO are broken due to rules that change every year. I know we are all playing a game. However, it is getting harder to win. Rules need to stay the same. Oh wow, it seems as if they are being altered every sec. Sadly, the result is the world we are in now.

Jobs cause a crisis

Jobs cause a crisis. Fear grips you as in a panic. This is true, especially if you are new.♞

Bad SEO

Bad SEO advice can hurt you. Often, they refer to techniques that use to work many years ago. Well, they do not work now. Let us be frank with you. It has been our observation that things change at a faster rate every year. Google uses a lot more AI now. Perhaps that is the reason that these old techniques are bad SEO advice, but we could be wrong. There might be other reasons. Ah yes, the times are changing on us.

Foot traffic

Foot traffic at malls declines every year. Please do not blame amazon. OK, so the culprit is that people have less money. Well, that should not surprise you. After all, taxes do go up.

lonely

The internet has much promise. Like it says you can be anywhere and still link up. However, outside of the city, the connection speed are slow and then some more. Also, you feel lonely without a work group. Yeah, it is great to have other humans near us.

Histogram

Histogram is important when taking good pictures using your camera. Please remember to use HDR so you do not block out the highlights or crush the shadows in your image. Actually, this is a common error. Most photographers need to use raw. Oh yes, that will help you.

Drone

What keyword do I predict will be important this year.
Drone carrying a camera.

Yeah, that is what we see.

Like what can we say.

circus is no

Friends we got some sour news: circus is no more. Yeah, it lasted 146 years. However, their were complaints from social justice warriors. People might never see a clown any more. What about the high wire man. Other call this acts the tight rope.

most traffic

OK, so most traffic to your site is generated by which page? This is an important question to answer. It will tell you what to optimize for as your regen. Hey, this is an awesome mix. Let us fix it to the very core.

page rank

Colleges, page rank is going away. Demise of a great one we see. Still, this should come as no major surprise. After all, we did view algorithm changes before so that keeps the internet fresh for all of us. That said, we do like the basic ideas behind page rank and what it stands for, but we might say goodbye to an old friend or an enemy. Often, we did not like what this metric was showing us.

140

140 characters is gone. Twitter allows longer messages. Video will not count toward the limit any more. Friends, this is super news. BTW, most of us are tired of the odd cryptic language we were forced to use. Twitterese in not something that all users can recognize.

Links still have power

Links still have power. They are the main ranking factor now. Social media is important, but not as much as you would say. Let us remember what is going on. OK so changes are massive. Please do look at the amazing universe. It is all around us.

SEO is not free

SEO is not free we tell you. Time is more valuable than money. I cannot create more TIME my fine ones. However, I can create more green. Fact is, there is no one alive right now that will be alive in 200 years. It does not matter how much wealth you possess.

poor service

Don't chase off your customers with poor service. Make sure that you give em the works and keep em coming. Folks, we live and die due to our consumers.

ramen is japan

Friends, ramen is japan. Still, what does this have to do with SEO you ask me. Well, it is interesting that we have a lot going on. Raman is a favorite of tech guys. Like they need food that is both fast and easy. Wheat is the secret to great ramen.

Better Headlines

Better headlines is one way to get more viewers. Well, there are many more. Adding pictures is another way. People do like images. However, try to make the headline and the photograph the same. Otherwise, you can confuse your viewers. Get rid of words that are not necessary. Best to keep the headline short and sweet as well of focused on the main message.

social media

Friends, social media is taking over. It is time to raise your game. Yeah, to the next level even. 

I don't know what that is. Please do clue me in.

Best in the west

Best in the west is a saying. What does it mean. East is a lot more important now.

Future of SEO

Future of SEO is grim. Home Depot has posts for horse drawn carriages. That said, Google is working on driver less cars. Sadly, we have to serve our consumers. Most use search engines. Those rely on artificial intelligence programs. Like their use of computing resources is massive.