more greens

Hey, it is time to eat more greens. They are great for you. Taste may be an issue.

wise

Question for you. Who really is wise? Often, we wonder if future generations will remember us. Maybe, the will laugh at what we consider to be important to us. Do understand that once we were in a space race. Hey, we are not going to the moon. Please ponder on that one.

70 new emoji

70 new emoji. That is what apple can give us. It is TIME we create some color filled images. Just remember that we need to add some more pizzazz. Oh yes, whatever that even means. ❤

DARK core

Test can see your DARK core. Fellows it is something that we can measure. Well, that is surprising. Most people believe that they are nice. However, some are mean. Basically, they do not even care. Many they are rude to consumers. Firms should try to avoid hiring such a person. Frankly, it could end up costing them some big money.

Customer experience

Customer experience makes you a winner. It is not enough to try, but we must deliver excellent consumer service.  Expect the best and work toward delivering it every week of every year.

ADHD

ADHD or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder is linked to digital media use. Put that cell phone down and don't pick it up. Still, we need the internet to do our work on more screens. Bro, it is not what we wanna see.

nine tips

Yo, here are nine tips to getting more traffic to your blog pages. Hey, we do need to do more promos. That said, most of the tips are stuff you should already be doing, but I am glad that we get reminders as to what is now going on. Best of luck to you.

Keyword research

Keyword research is important for us. Let us find new phrases and new ways. It will be an interesting era. Hope for the best as we see.

warm year

It has certainly been a warm year. Getting into the water helps us cool off some. However, we quickly get hot again. Therefore, we turn the air on. Expect to see some bills that are excessive. Well, that would be for me anyway. Just wish it would get cooler, but here we are.

Uber

Uber gives driverless cars an ax. This is after yet another fatal crash occurs. Robots do not make good drivers my fine ones. Perhaps we need some more DATA we can examine. However, the conclusion is fitting for me. After all, they wanted to get rid of workers and increase RISK as we drive down the crowded tree-lined avenues.

What we worry?

What we worry? Scientists say that ancient humans lived in China 2.1 million years ago. Frankly, I do not think so. After all, we left Eden only a few thousand years ago. Hey, someone is wrong... like it is probably me. However, Earth seems rather young. I do not believe that there were any people millions of year ago. Time will tell as we see.

vermin

Coral reefs are affected by rats and mice. These mammalian pests devour seabird eggs. OK, so the result is less abundant life on islands with rodents eating everything up. Fellows, we should indeed get rid of our vermin.

puppy

I love to see a puppy. However, they do require a lot of training and hard work, but there we are, Still, look into those sad puppy eyes. What do we see?

gig economy

Entrepreneurs do capitalize on the new gig economy. Basically, they pay us less money. Also, we do more work and there is no health insurance. Yeah, we lose and they win. Sadly, there is little we can do to stop our steady pay erosion.

Turtles

Turtles do fascinate me. Why is it that they carry their house everywhere that they go? Basically, they have a philosophy that is quite different than mine. However, we might in the future be able to take miniaturization to a new level of being small in size.

science

People are resisting technology and science. Often, they fear that technology will take the job away. Sadly, a growing number of people now see robots as a new menace. They want AI to be banned and for limits to be placed on science. Hey, we can't even try to make this stuff up. It is just too crazy.

heat wave

Northeast is hit by a heat wave. Certainly, the number of days that are 90 and over are going up. Hey, we could almost start to believe in the science of global warming. However, we are still wondering why it was so cold early this year. Frankly, we see a lot of temperature extremes beyond what was once common.

memory

Elephants have a great memory. Well, computers can certainly use some. Ah yes, memory space that is. Also, they can also use some hard drive space. Just be careful when you are near enormous ####.

GE leaves the dow index

GE leaves the dow index where it has been a player for over one hundred years.  Honestly, this should not surprise us. It points to the declining fortunes of this once iconic company. Frankly, it reminds me of sears. That is another storied firm that does horrible every year. Sadly, they will probably not be with us for too much longer, but we shall see.

rising seas

300,000 homes are threatened by rising seas. This should seem worrisome. However, we do not believe in global warming. Otherwise, our winters would certainly be a lot warmer. Frankly, that is not our case. Also, we would spend more on air conditioning every year. Look at your electric bill and see if that is going on. It is funny how when put to the test, people come up with all kinds of excuses.

all top

Yo, all top has all the top stories and is a great resource. Do use it to find new ideas to power your company. After all, we need to keep it fresh as we see. Yeah, that is the demand from our consumers.

our cruise

People do like to go on our cruise. Bro, it is quite an experience. Still, we do wonder about how safe we are. Yeah, we are not under US laws anymore. Expect troubles to worsen. After all, there is a reason... that cruises are so inexpensive. Often, it is that we get cheap crew. Most of these come from countries that are very poor. Do remember that we do get that for which we pay.

coding school

OK, so a nonprofit coding school opens up. It is in Tampa or near so. Well, that is great news for programmers. Basically, the problem is that most jobs don't pay. Yeah, they send their work overseas. I can get programmers for less than $3 per hour if I go to countries that are poor. Sadly, that leaves us with no work here and wishing that things were different, but that is how it is. Folks, outsourcing of code destroyed us.

IHOP

IHOP is changing its own name. They want to sell burgers now. I have heard an interesting saying. Here it is:

It is better to be a big frog in a small pond than a small frog in a big pond.

MTURK

MTURK is a great way to make money. This product is from amazon.

social media

People talk about social media, but I would rather be social in the real world using my voice. Typing on a tiny touch screen... like it just is not the same. Well, that is my take on what we now see. However, we could indeed be wrong. Computers do have a lot more processing power every year. Expect things to become more interesting as we move forward and experience progress. Funny, most people certainly don't use that word anymore. Maybe, we are actually regressing.

Pulse massacre

Pulse massacre occur just one year ago. It was two - sorry. Frankly, it seems like yesterday to me. Citizens need to reflect on what is going on. Yeah, that is what we are saying.

old age

Most of us fear old age. It is great to be full of energy. That is what it is to be young again. However, as we pile on some years... I look back at all the fading memories. Yeah, we had great times, but it is over.

multitask

Being able to multitask is a positive for us. Yeah, that is what we see. That said, concentration is important when we face a final exam. Do not let yourself get distracted over minor issues.

UPS strike

UPS strike could affect all of us. Folks, we are in an economic crisis. This could push us into a massive recession. Well, we do hope that we are wrong. Still, the effect could be devastating for amazon. Yeah, this was once a growing company. However, the use UPS a lot to transport their products to you. Expect politicians to play games. Basically, we need leadership to step forward and help us.

crazy corners

Life is full of crazy corners. Oh wow, those are not so great for us. Yeah, we often times will ponder on the stark choices we made in later years. This is due to the fact that we have hopefully anyway grown max wiser.

natural wonders

God has provided natural wonders for us. Often, this world seems so awesome. Yet, we do not understand our own unique purpose. Hey, seeing this view... this takes our breath away. What else can we say?

new hires

Who do we have for new hires?

Stumble upon

Stumble upon is shutting down its services. It was around for 16 years. Well, the times are changing on us. Please shed a few tears for this giant that led us to many a tiny web site with little or no rep. It is as we are in a new era.

Hawaii

Hawaii has a serious problem in its tourism as a volcano is frightening people away. Yeah, the lava is scary. Also, we wonder when it will stop spewing hot ash if ever.

21 trillion is gone

21 trillion is gone. Oh wow, that is a lot of money. Perhaps, you wonder who was spending like a drunken sailor on shore leave, but here is my answer.  The Pentagon cannot account for 21 trillion in expenses. Read that and weep. Hey, we do expect our taxes to go up. After all, someone
will eventually have to pay. If you want to know who that is. Well, just look in your mirror.

60's car

Being inside a 60's car was an experience. Well, that certainly was a very different era. People were just not the same. Also, let me add if we can... there were a lot fewer worries. Yeah, that is for max sure.

hammer

If your only tool is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail to you. However, that is not our case. Most objects are not nails and we need more tools in our kit than a hammer and some screwdrivers as there are more objects than just nails and screws.

ring

OK, so here is the latest from amazon. They are buying digital door bell ring. Bezos is reportedly paying one billion for the company. Folks, this is so serious. Hey, we did not see it coming.

smart car

Buying a smart car is not wise. There are fires in their engines. Mercedes is doing a recall right now. Well, they do look cute, but are a bit pricey. Frankly, most european cars are expensive. Hey, that is what we say. Still, people like them due to high gas prices. Expect those to keep on going up.

eggs

Hey, it is safe to eat eggs. Still, we do not think you should eat more than one dozen per week, but we could be wrong. Let us weigh in on science. Doctors claim eggs are loaded with cholesterol and we should avoid em. Well, we do not agree. Hey, it is so grand to fry up an egg in a new morning. Please do not take that away.

Airbnb

Airbnb might not be safe or secure. It is best that we have an impressive awareness. Do remember that you are not renting from a professional company. Often, these are novices. Yeah, they could be still green.

sarin gas

Assad did not use sarin gas in syria. Well, that should not surprise us. It has been an information war. Hey, bold faced lies do have negative consequences.

gas prices are up

Roger that. gas prices are up. Hey we can experience pump pain.

Ford

Ford is making a fatal decision to dump cars. This is somethings we could see... like a mile away even. Brothers and sisters, we do not think Henry Ford would enjoy seeing a new company. All that is left is just his name.

fresh new hires

Here is something that is important for us. Emphasis should be placed on fresh new hires as they are the new life blood of the company. Please choose smart people in a wise manner. Remember that not all employees will fit in. It is best to identify which skills are necessary.

candy company

Elon Musk wants to start a candy company. Yo, we are so serious. Admittedly, we know that this basically sounds like a joke in poor taste, but there it is. Frankly, this strange world gets a bit weirder every year.

100%

100% of apple is running on clean energy. What are you running on?

Trade wars

Well, we see some CHINA concerns. Trade wars are worrisome. Expect there to be more woe. Yeah, we could see that one coming... like a mile away even. Still, it could help to rebuild our industrial infrastructure as we are in a world of hurt now. Do count on China to be causing some more issues. After all, the red dragon is not known for being kind or nice.

NT sewer

I still remember getting an interesting resume. The applicant said that he was an expert in widows 2000 and NT sewer. Yeah, we laugh of course. Spell check will only take us so far and then we need to have some human eyes. Certainly, they can proofread a lot better than any program or app.

SEO

I love SEO, but it is not the same. Getting to the top was easier once. Hey, it is a lot harder now. Algorithm changes are constant and they keep us on our toes as we say. It is hard to figure out the new AI stuff that is popping up.

new app

OK, so remote viewing the lottery should be a new app. 1/2 of a billion dollars is there for us. All we have to do is figure out the sequence. Well, it is not so easy.

Cubicles

Cubicles are going away. They are soon replaced with open spaces. Expect to see more defined work areas. Ah yes, we love the high wall cube, but citizens, that is how the cookie crumbles as we see.

Tech sell off

Tech selloff did drag down stock as our economic crisis worsens. Fellows, this is an ongoing ruin. It is best that we finally wake up. Maybe we need to smell the roses some. Hey, things are not getting better, but they are getting max worse.

buses

Hail to the buses as they could help us to save energy. People, it is time we say goodbye to the family car. Oh yes, it did serve a purpose. That said, those days are over. Friends, it is time for independent passenger vehicles to move over. What we need now... has to be large buses that can carry many passengers.

CD

CD is more pop than digital downloads once more. By CD we mean those disk that you insert into your laptop and play music. I am not talking about cross-dressing which is pretty dresses worn by ugly men. Funny, as this can seem so strange, but that is a subject for another episode of this blog and there we are.

little red

Perhaps you should make your impressive "call to action" using big red letters that are all caps. However, take a look at little red and what do you see? Often, we need to be a bit less over the top as we see.

Tax law

Tax law hurts home owners. All the data says fewer sales as people become renters to cash in. Don't be that guy. Yeah, the one who is holding on. It is going to be a very interesting year.

red post

My eye fixates on the red post and I am pondering what it is. Honestly, this post seems out of place for some reason. Still, here we are. Life goes on.

Police helicopters

Police helicopters collide just now. This be so scary.

SEO

Doing SEO using the tactics of previous years. Well, that is like taking pictures using a small disposable film camera. Folks, it is time to step up. Oh yes, social media is important now.

Apple

Apple has a cheaper mac air. This makes some sense. After all, most of their products are very expensive.

EU

EU will ask Google to reveal factors for ranking web pages. Interesting reading for us. I do wonder what they are. Could be that we will never know, but we are curious.

machine age

Do you remember the machine age? Well, we went from the steam engine to the search engine. Funny how we do not miss an ancient one. Hey, they were our form of transportation for many years. Sadly, they are no more. Ah yes, the whole world is changing on us.

Netflix

Netflix stock rises even more. It is already up 60% for the year. Oh wow, people sure are seeing many movies. Expect the stock to go even higher as cable cutting become our norm.

buckle up

Folk, we do need to buckle up. Like there is a bumpy ride ahead of us. Expect a lot of twists and turns in our economic crisis. Already, we cannot pay the national debt which keeps on growing every year. This is certainly, very worrisome.

Autonomous drone

Autonomous drone shoots 4K movies. This is super news. Hey, we need to get footage for our amazing you tube videos mon ami. That is what we now see.

Paul Nehlen

Paul Nehlen was banned from twitter. His offense was to compare Meghan Markle and cheddar man. I believe that controversy is not good for us. Well, that is what we see.

brain surgery

Girl was denied brain surgery.  Actually, this should surprise no one. Hey, it is typical behavior for an insurance company. Please do remember to pay your premiums. It is like those boys go up every year. Frankly, all we get are more excuses. Do hope that you do not get sick as they might refuse to pay. Just what can we say.

asteroid mining

Let's go asteroid mining. The pay day is enormous. World is not enough for us. Also, we need to get a lot more resources. Hey, this is an awesome universe.

sony

Trouble at cousin sony. It does have a cause for some concerns. Well, we did say cause. OK, so the problem is cameras with no mirrors. Yeah, this mirrorless cameras revolution was taking over. Sadly, we see that most people are using smartphones to create images. Full frame DSLR is old school now. Basically, we see a future with a lot fewer sony cameras.

coal fire

Believe it or not, a coal fire has been burning for over 50 years, Well, that does indeed surprise me. After all, this is a deep mine. Often wonder how it did not run out of air.

astronaut food

Researchers want to create astronaut food from poop. Hey, we are not making this one up. It is just too crazy. Please do call 1-800-EAT-POOP to become one. Ah yes, an astronaut that is.

Doomsday clock

Doomsday clock is scary. It is at the worst point since the cold war. Certainly, it does not feel cold anymore. Fact is, it might get very warm. Let us hope that cooler head may prevail, but let us also prepare. Ants gather grain in summer. Yeah, at some level they do understand that winter is coming.

HIV+ man

This just in. OK, so an HIV+ man... he spits on a nurse. Actually, he called it the kiss of death and that is scary. Police did arrest the crazy virus man. Yeah, it was a strange case.

Neighbor

Neighbor is a p2p storage or space app. This reminds me of Uber and Airbnb in some ways. Hey, the concept is amazing. Just remember to add some air. BTW, hot coffee can wake me up. OK, so it should at least be warm.