Tuesday, May 22, 2018

21 trillion is gone

21 trillion is gone. Oh wow, that is a lot of money. Perhaps, you wonder who was spending like a drunken sailor on shore leave, but here is my answer.  The Pentagon cannot account for 21 trillion in expenses. Read that and weep. Hey, we do expect our taxes to go up. After all, someone
will eventually have to pay. If you want to know who that is. Well, just look in your mirror.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

smart car

Buying a smart car is not wise. There are fires in their engines. Mercedes is doing a recall right now. Well, they do look cute, but are a bit pricey. Frankly, most european cars are expensive. Hey, that is what we say. Still, people like them due to high gas prices. Expect those to keep on going up.

Smart Car 242

Tuesday, May 08, 2018


Hey, it is safe to eat eggs. Still, we do not think you should eat more than one dozen per week, but we could be wrong. Let us weigh in on science. Doctors claim eggs are loaded with cholesterol and we should avoid em. Well, we do not agree. Hey, it is so grand to fry up an egg in a new morning. Please do not take that away.


Monday, May 07, 2018


Airbnb might not be safe or secure. It is best that we have an impressive awareness. Do remember that you are not renting from a professional company. Often, these are novices. Yeah, they could be still green.

Zollverein Hausflur

Saturday, May 05, 2018

sarin gas

Assad did not use sarin gas in syria. Well, that should not surprise us. It has been an information war. Hey, bold faced lies do have negative consequences.

Sunday, April 29, 2018


Ford is making a fatal decision to dump cars. This is somethings we could see... like a mile away even. Brothers and sisters, we do not think Henry Ford would enjoy seeing a new company. All that is left is just his name.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

candy company

Elon Musk wants to start a candy company. Yo, we are so serious. Admittedly, we know that this basically sounds like a joke in poor taste, but there it is. Frankly, this strange world gets a bit weirder every year.

Original Hardys Sweetshop

Saturday, April 07, 2018

Trade wars

Well, we see some CHINA concerns. Trade wars are worrisome. Expect there to be more woe. Yeah, we could see that one coming... like a mile away even. Still, it could help to rebuild our industrial infrastructure as we are in a world of hurt now. Do count on China to be causing some more issues. After all, the red dragon is not known for being kind or nice.