Airbnb

Airbnb might not be safe or secure. It is best that we have an impressive awareness. Do remember that you are not renting from a professional company. Often, these are novices. Yeah, they could be still green.

sarin gas

Assad did not use sarin gas in syria. Well, that should not surprise us. It has been an information war. Hey, bold faced lies do have negative consequences.

gas prices are up

Roger that. gas prices are up. Hey we can experience pump pain.

Ford

Ford is making a fatal decision to dump cars. This is somethings we could see... like a mile away even. Brothers and sisters, we do not think Henry Ford would enjoy seeing a new company. All that is left is just his name.

fresh new hires

Here is something that is important for us. Emphasis should be placed on fresh new hires as they are the new life blood of the company. Please choose smart people in a wise manner. Remember that not all employees will fit in. It is best to identify which skills are necessary.

candy company

Elon Musk wants to start a candy company. Yo, we are so serious. Admittedly, we know that this basically sounds like a joke in poor taste, but there it is. Frankly, this strange world gets a bit weirder every year.

100%

100% of apple is running on clean energy. What are you running on?

Trade wars

Well, we see some CHINA concerns. Trade wars are worrisome. Expect there to be more woe. Yeah, we could see that one coming... like a mile away even. Still, it could help to rebuild our industrial infrastructure as we are in a world of hurt now. Do count on China to be causing some more issues. After all, the red dragon is not known for being kind or nice.

NT sewer

I still remember getting an interesting resume. The applicant said that he was an expert in widows 2000 and NT sewer. Yeah, we laugh of course. Spell check will only take us so far and then we need to have some human eyes. Certainly, they can proofread a lot better than any program or app.

SEO

I love SEO, but it is not the same. Getting to the top was easier once. Hey, it is a lot harder now. Algorithm changes are constant and they keep us on our toes as we say. It is hard to figure out the new AI stuff that is popping up.

new app

OK, so remote viewing the lottery should be a new app. 1/2 of a billion dollars is there for us. All we have to do is figure out the sequence. Well, it is not so easy.

Cubicles

Cubicles are going away. They are soon replaced with open spaces. Expect to see more defined work areas. Ah yes, we love the high wall cube, but citizens, that is how the cookie crumbles as we see.

Tech sell off

Tech selloff did drag down stock as our economic crisis worsens. Fellows, this is an ongoing ruin. It is best that we finally wake up. Maybe we need to smell the roses some. Hey, things are not getting better, but they are getting max worse.

buses

Hail to the buses as they could help us to save energy. People, it is time we say goodbye to the family car. Oh yes, it did serve a purpose. That said, those days are over. Friends, it is time for independent passenger vehicles to move over. What we need now... has to be large buses that can carry many passengers.

CD

CD is more pop than digital downloads once more. By CD we mean those disk that you insert into your laptop and play music. I am not talking about cross-dressing which is pretty dresses worn by ugly men. Funny, as this can seem so strange, but that is a subject for another episode of this blog and there we are.

little red

Perhaps you should make your impressive "call to action" using big red letters that are all caps. However, take a look at little red and what do you see? Often, we need to be a bit less over the top as we see.

Tax law

Tax law hurts home owners. All the data says fewer sales as people become renters to cash in. Don't be that guy. Yeah, the one who is holding on. It is going to be a very interesting year.

red post

My eye fixates on the red post and I am pondering what it is. Honestly, this post seems out of place for some reason. Still, here we are. Life goes on.

Police helicopters

Police helicopters collide just now. This be so scary.

SEO

Doing SEO using the tactics of previous years. Well, that is like taking pictures using a small disposable film camera. Folks, it is time to step up. Oh yes, social media is important now.

Apple

Apple has a cheaper mac air. This makes some sense. After all, most of their products are very expensive.

EU

EU will ask Google to reveal factors for ranking web pages. Interesting reading for us. I do wonder what they are. Could be that we will never know, but we are curious.

machine age

Do you remember the machine age? Well, we went from the steam engine to the search engine. Funny how we do not miss an ancient one. Hey, they were our form of transportation for many years. Sadly, they are no more. Ah yes, the whole world is changing on us.

Netflix

Netflix stock rises even more. It is already up 60% for the year. Oh wow, people sure are seeing many movies. Expect the stock to go even higher as cable cutting become our norm.

buckle up

Folk, we do need to buckle up. Like there is a bumpy ride ahead of us. Expect a lot of twists and turns in our economic crisis. Already, we cannot pay the national debt which keeps on growing every year. This is certainly, very worrisome.

Autonomous drone

Autonomous drone shoots 4K movies. This is super news. Hey, we need to get footage for our amazing you tube videos mon ami. That is what we now see.

Paul Nehlen

Paul Nehlen was banned from twitter. His offense was to compare Meghan Markle and cheddar man. I believe that controversy is not good for us. Well, that is what we see.

brain surgery

Girl was denied brain surgery.  Actually, this should surprise no one. Hey, it is typical behavior for an insurance company. Please do remember to pay your premiums. It is like those boys go up every year. Frankly, all we get are more excuses. Do hope that you do not get sick as they might refuse to pay. Just what can we say.

asteroid mining

Let's go asteroid mining. The pay day is enormous. World is not enough for us. Also, we need to get a lot more resources. Hey, this is an awesome universe.

sony

Trouble at cousin sony. It does have a cause for some concerns. Well, we did say cause. OK, so the problem is cameras with no mirrors. Yeah, this mirrorless cameras revolution was taking over. Sadly, we see that most people are using smartphones to create images. Full frame DSLR is old school now. Basically, we see a future with a lot fewer sony cameras.

coal fire

Believe it or not, a coal fire has been burning for over 50 years, Well, that does indeed surprise me. After all, this is a deep mine. Often wonder how it did not run out of air.

astronaut food

Researchers want to create astronaut food from poop. Hey, we are not making this one up. It is just too crazy. Please do call 1-800-EAT-POOP to become one. Ah yes, an astronaut that is.

Doomsday clock

Doomsday clock is scary. It is at the worst point since the cold war. Certainly, it does not feel cold anymore. Fact is, it might get very warm. Let us hope that cooler head may prevail, but let us also prepare. Ants gather grain in summer. Yeah, at some level they do understand that winter is coming.

HIV+ man

This just in. OK, so an HIV+ man... he spits on a nurse. Actually, he called it the kiss of death and that is scary. Police did arrest the crazy virus man. Yeah, it was a strange case.

Neighbor

Neighbor is a p2p storage or space app. This reminds me of Uber and Airbnb in some ways. Hey, the concept is amazing. Just remember to add some air. BTW, hot coffee can wake me up. OK, so it should at least be warm.

Yellow

I am not making this up. Oh wow, they are banning yellow now.

Toys R us

Looks bad for Toys R us. They keep on losing money. Also, there are too many empty or near so... stores so they might have to close some more. Just remember that this is part of our collective memories. Yeah, we were all kids once. Frankly, some of us still are.

Brain in a jar

There was a science fiction movie. Well, it was mostly fiction and not a lot of science. Still, here we go. Like there was a... Brain in a jar.

fighter pilot

Most of us can dream of being a fighter pilot, but this demanding job is not for everyone. Basically, we need to keep our cool when things start to go max worse.

times change

I remember being a boy and seeing thousands of red wing black birds many years ago. Well, I do not see even one now. Yeah, it is sad in a way. Ah yes, times change my fine ones. Just wish that they would start to improve. Certainly seems that we can dream of a better tomorrow, but I do not see one coming.

Libraries

Libraries in the future might go away. After all, everything is on the net now. Just why do we need em? Technology marches on. Hey, it is picking up its pace.

Great content

Great content is the key to superior seo. It will get you more links and that means more exposure. Also, you will rank higher due to all that link juice. Still, creating posts takes time and most are not full of pure awesomeness.

Future

Future, that is where we will be living soon. Technology is always more awesome. Well, in the world of tomorrow any way. I do love an elevator that goes side ways. Like few things say science fiction except this one. Well, it screams sci-fi movie. Did we say screams?

Retail is getting crushed

Retail is getting crushed this year. It is like we never recover. Things just keep on getting max worse. Best that we open our eyes. Friends, this is a depression and not a recession.

Milkman

Milkman no more. Driverless vehicles will take over groceries. Yeah, that is the future which we see. Hey, we gotta talk to all those science fiction writers about the world we are in.

sports cars

Why is it that we like sports cars. Especially, we enjoy expensive ones. Hey, it does not make any sense. They have no practical use. Still, here we are.

conversions

Getting traffic is great, but making a profit is max. That is what we should focus on. Ah yes, conversion driven traffic is your friend and not your enemy. Just make sure it sells products that are high margin. Otherwise, you might end up losing even more.

electric cars

Don't we love electric cars. They are super green. However, states are gonna yank the incentives for electric cars. Please explain this to us.

Roads

Roads to better SEO are broken due to rules that change every year. I know we are all playing a game. However, it is getting harder to win. Rules need to stay the same. Oh wow, it seems as if they are being altered every sec. Sadly, the result is the world we are in now.

Jobs cause a crisis

Jobs cause a crisis. Fear grips you as in a panic. This is true, especially if you are new.♞

Bad SEO

Bad SEO advice can hurt you. Often, they refer to techniques that use to work many years ago. Well, they do not work now. Let us be frank with you. It has been our observation that things change at a faster rate every year. Google uses a lot more AI now. Perhaps that is the reason that these old techniques are bad SEO advice, but we could be wrong. There might be other reasons. Ah yes, the times are changing on us.

Foot traffic

Foot traffic at malls declines every year. Please do not blame amazon. OK, so the culprit is that people have less money. Well, that should not surprise you. After all, taxes do go up.

lonely

The internet has much promise. Like it says you can be anywhere and still link up. However, outside of the city, the connection speed are slow and then some more. Also, you feel lonely without a work group. Yeah, it is great to have other humans near us.

Histogram

Histogram is important when taking good pictures using your camera. Please remember to use HDR so you do not block out the highlights or crush the shadows in your image. Actually, this is a common error. Most photographers need to use raw. Oh yes, that will help you.

Drone

What keyword do I predict will be important this year.
Drone carrying a camera.

Yeah, that is what we see.

Like what can we say.

circus is no

Friends we got some sour news: circus is no more. Yeah, it lasted 146 years. However, their were complaints from social justice warriors. People might never see a clown any more. What about the high wire man. Other call this acts the tight rope.

most traffic

OK, so most traffic to your site is generated by which page? This is an important question to answer. It will tell you what to optimize for as your regen. Hey, this is an awesome mix. Let us fix it to the very core.

page rank

Colleges, page rank is going away. Demise of a great one we see. Still, this should come as no major surprise. After all, we did view algorithm changes before so that keeps the internet fresh for all of us. That said, we do like the basic ideas behind page rank and what it stands for, but we might say goodbye to an old friend or an enemy. Often, we did not like what this metric was showing us.

140

140 characters is gone. Twitter allows longer messages. Video will not count toward the limit any more. Friends, this is super news. BTW, most of us are tired of the odd cryptic language we were forced to use. Twitterese in not something that all users can recognize.

Links still have power

Links still have power. They are the main ranking factor now. Social media is important, but not as much as you would say. Let us remember what is going on. OK so changes are massive. Please do look at the amazing universe. It is all around us.

SEO is not free

SEO is not free we tell you. Time is more valuable than money. I cannot create more TIME my fine ones. However, I can create more green. Fact is, there is no one alive right now that will be alive in 200 years. It does not matter how much wealth you possess.

poor service

Don't chase off your customers with poor service. Make sure that you give em the works and keep em coming. Folks, we live and die due to our consumers.

ramen is japan

Friends, ramen is japan. Still, what does this have to do with SEO you ask me. Well, it is interesting that we have a lot going on. Raman is a favorite of tech guys. Like they need food that is both fast and easy. Wheat is the secret to great ramen.

Better Headlines

Better headlines is one way to get more viewers. Well, there are many more. Adding pictures is another way. People do like images. However, try to make the headline and the photograph the same. Otherwise, you can confuse your viewers. Get rid of words that are not necessary. Best to keep the headline short and sweet as well of focused on the main message.

social media

Friends, social media is taking over. It is time to raise your game. Yeah, to the next level even. 

I don't know what that is. Please do clue me in.

Best in the west

Best in the west is a saying. What does it mean. East is a lot more important now.

Future of SEO

Future of SEO is grim. Home Depot has posts for horse drawn carriages. That said, Google is working on driver less cars. Sadly, we have to serve our consumers. Most use search engines. Those rely on artificial intelligence programs. Like their use of computing resources is massive.

Google

Google keeps on changing the game on us. Not sure why this is.

greys 👽

Debunkers tell us that greys 👽 are poop 💩

cargo

Hey, we do not need more cargo. Jobs are moving over seas. Often these positions are high tech back office jobs such as computer programmer. First the executives claim it is to cut expenses. Like soon the whole company is gone. After all, taxes are less if you move. Result for us is lower wages.

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4K

Boost your video SEO using 4K movies. This means better picture quality and a whole lot more. Color are richer and more warm. Look at the HDR $K screen. Oh wow, they can take your breath away. That is what we now see. Also, there is a drop in prices. Fact is, I just got a 4K on sale for just $249 and it is super max.

social media

Fellow colleges, social media stole our xmas season. Here I am, tweeting like a mad man. Let us FACE it, face book rules us. Good old days are gone. Well, they were not all that good any way.

twitter followers

Getting more twitter followers is a major issue. Friends, we mean real ones. There are a lot of people on fiver error. Yeah, they got great gigs. It is gimme $5 and I will give you a million followers on twitter, except that they are all robots that do not buy your products or sign up.

no man is an island

They say that no man is an island, but we often feel that way. Certainly, we need to be connected to the internet 24/7 now. Life does not let us even pause. Always some new thing we gotta catch up on. Life goes one. Just where is it taking us... any way.

six signs

Effective contents, here are six signs. Most are simple average common sense. Well, it is not that common. Fact is, we find it to be quite rare. That said, effective content relies first on an amazing headline to hook you. OK so that gets you to click, but the lead must compel your to read on.

Grape Scott

Grape Scott says me. There are so many SEO tactics that do not work any more. Still, here we are. Most of us are try to get traffic to our web pages. Do tell, it is not easy.  People who come have limited attention span. However, I have noticed that adding embedded videos to your pages is max. Just remember that there are many services. For example, you tube is just one. Remember to look at daily motion and vimeo.

RIM = RIP

I do say RIM = RIP, and here is why we see no resurgence. Basically, the black berry priv is a swan song. Like it might be their last phone ever. Do hope this is not our case. However, we see a poor company. Yeah, they keep on losing more money.

Here is a great tweet

Here is a great tweet for you. Do view em.

Here is sunset slomo. https://t.co/NPQHWf0lSI

— JadeSpin (@JadeSpindotcom) November 8, 2015

fear of snakes

Babies have fear of snakes and scorpions. I wonder why that is. Maybe it is hate and racism. Gotta stop the hate because there is too much hate going on. What we need to do is stop judging others on their own appearance.

big button

I prefer to use a big red button in a web page. People see it more. Sadly, small buttons are not so easy. Just what is our purpose. Basically, it is to sell more products and more services.

small button

Small buttons are cute, but they are easy to miss. People need to see what you are selling and click to purchase one or more.

copy blogger

Folks, copy blogger is killing its face book page. OK so does this even surprise us. Maybe the answer is no. Namely, we wonder what the reason is. Hard to figure out what we are seeing.

10.1% decline in factory orders

10.1% decline in factory orders this year. Well, that is scary news. OK so we guess our recovery is over. Actually, it never was. That is no guess. Read the figures and weep. Look for an on going economic crisis. Of course politician will blame the other guy. Oh yes, but of course.

new currency

Reputation is a new currency. Nike can bid in. Star bucks might do the same. Brands are taking over. What do we see. It is digital coins. Bro, time to link up  is now.

Brain chip

IBM has a new invention for you. Brain chip is wow. This device could power robots in coming years. World needs to have the brain chip survey us. Also, it can look at web pages.

money

Blogs can make some money. However, it is a poor way. Clicks are not expensive. Also, you cannot get the people to see what is news. Yeah, other portals are gonna win. Keep on typing any way.

30

30 most important factors in SEO are here for you. Like to see how to make it to the top of the pile, but there we go. TITLE is important to us. Also, links are a form of universal currency.

TIME

TIME is not on our side any more. Looks like content is no longer king or even queen. Social is the big deal and you want to be a big name. Just how am I suppose to become a major power. Folks, we are looking for some answers.

models

What do we say. Yeah, models do not look like a regular person. Certainly, they are not average. Most stand out in a crowd and are easy to see.

Times do change

Times do change. For example, the jeep was an american icon. Chrysler is now an Italian car company. Tis sad, but this is so. What me worry. Like mad magazine says.

Fresh you say

Fresh you say. There are certain food items in your refrigerator you should throw away.  Bread should not be green. Fresh is the taste that we love to eat and see. Keep your content fresh for search engines.

ranking changes

Big ranking changes will affect us all. Expect a new bird to emerge. Already we have seen penguin. He was a bit scary. Perhaps the next one is moa. This is a giant flightless bird from New Zealand even. Hope that is not our case.

Dow keep going up

Dow keeps going up. Forecasters predict a 1,000 point drop, but we do not see any. Perhaps we need to wait some. Time will soon tell us. Yeah, if we are right or wrong.

penny on mars

There is a 1909 penny on mars. Like we are not making this up. Strange universe we are in. Hope we can survive. That said, going to another planet is awesome. Earth is a major pain.

penguin

This is one fowl bird that lives on the polar ice cap. What is the name. Hey, it is penguin. Victory goes to the strong, but this bird is all wrong. He cannot fly even. Like to swim in our sea. Oh yes, where we going any way.

Brooklyn Bridge

Brooklyn Bridge is up for sale again. Please do not buy it. Folks, most SEO is a scam. They cannot get your position one. However, they can steal your money. I will ask you. Like try to exercise some care.

zero

Most of you just want to be a hero and wind up a zero. Clark Bent was trying to act like a big tough guy. However, he is instead a mild manner news paper man. Fact is, he cannot even beat up jimmy old son. Personally, I doubt he could even get a date the ugly office secretary louse pain. Perry White is quite different in the new movie. Well, he is not white for one. Also, they were talking about making um HIM a woman.

face the music

Hummingbird is here and we have to face the music. Perhaps, it is not as bad as penguin. Still, this noisy bird is very annoying. Rules do keep on changing on us. Difficult to figure out what path we are on.

clean up your room

Most of us remember dad yelling at us -clean up your room. Well, we should have our HTML code cleaned up. It is not very quick to load now. That slows down the whole internet even. Best strategy is to go line by line and check every statement for errors.

old seo

Basically, old seo methods do not work any more. It is like an ancient car. Like it belongs in a museum.