electric cars

Don't we love electric cars. They are super green. However, states are gonna yank the incentives for electric cars. Please explain this to us.

Roads

Roads to better SEO are broken due to rules that change every year. I know we are all playing a game. However, it is getting harder to win. Rules need to stay the same. Oh wow, it seems as if they are being altered every sec. Sadly, the result is the world we are in now.

Jobs cause a crisis

Jobs cause a crisis. Fear grips you as in a panic. This is true, especially if you are new.♞

Bad SEO

Bad SEO advice can hurt you. Often, they refer to techniques that use to work many years ago. Well, they do not work now. Let us be frank with you. It has been our observation that things change at a faster rate every year. Google uses a lot more AI now. Perhaps that is the reason that these old techniques are bad SEO advice, but we could be wrong. There might be other reasons. Ah yes, the times are changing on us.

Foot traffic

Foot traffic at malls declines every year. Please do not blame amazon. OK, so the culprit is that people have less money. Well, that should not surprise you. After all, taxes do go up.

lonely

The internet has much promise. Like it says you can be anywhere and still link up. However, outside of the city, the connection speed are slow and then some more. Also, you feel lonely without a work group. Yeah, it is great to have other humans near us.

Histogram

Histogram is important when taking good pictures using your camera. Please remember to use HDR so you do not block out the highlights or crush the shadows in your image. Actually, this is a common error. Most photographers need to use raw. Oh yes, that will help you.

Drone

What keyword do I predict will be important this year.
Drone carrying a camera.

Yeah, that is what we see.

Like what can we say.

circus is no

Friends we got some sour news: circus is no more. Yeah, it lasted 146 years. However, their were complaints from social justice warriors. People might never see a clown any more. What about the high wire man. Other call this acts the tight rope.

most traffic

OK, so most traffic to your site is generated by which page? This is an important question to answer. It will tell you what to optimize for as your regen. Hey, this is an awesome mix. Let us fix it to the very core.

page rank

Colleges, page rank is going away. Demise of a great one we see. Still, this should come as no major surprise. After all, we did view algorithm changes before so that keeps the internet fresh for all of us. That said, we do like the basic ideas behind page rank and what it stands for, but we might say goodbye to an old friend or an enemy. Often, we did not like what this metric was showing us.

140

140 characters is gone. Twitter allows longer messages. Video will not count toward the limit any more. Friends, this is super news. BTW, most of us are tired of the odd cryptic language we were forced to use. Twitterese in not something that all users can recognize.

Links still have power

Links still have power. They are the main ranking factor now. Social media is important, but not as much as you would say. Let us remember what is going on. OK so changes are massive. Please do look at the amazing universe. It is all around us.

SEO is not free

SEO is not free we tell you. Time is more valuable than money. I cannot create more TIME my fine ones. However, I can create more green. Fact is, there is no one alive right now that will be alive in 200 years. It does not matter how much wealth you possess.

poor service

Don't chase off your customers with poor service. Make sure that you give em the works and keep em coming. Folks, we live and die due to our consumers.

ramen is japan

Friends, ramen is japan. Still, what does this have to do with SEO you ask me. Well, it is interesting that we have a lot going on. Raman is a favorite of tech guys. Like they need food that is both fast and easy. Wheat is the secret to great ramen.

Better Headlines

Better headlines is one way to get more viewers. Well, there are many more. Adding pictures is another way. People do like images. However, try to make the headline and the photograph the same. Otherwise, you can confuse your viewers. Get rid of words that are not necessary. Best to keep the headline short and sweet as well of focused on the main message.

social media

Friends, social media is taking over. It is time to raise your game. Yeah, to the next level even. 

I don't know what that is. Please do clue me in.

Best in the west

Best in the west is a saying. What does it mean. East is a lot more important now.

Future of SEO

Future of SEO is grim. Home Depot has posts for horse drawn carriages. That said, Google is working on driver less cars. Sadly, we have to serve our consumers. Most use search engines. Those rely on artificial intelligence programs. Like their use of computing resources is massive.

Google

Google keeps on changing the game on us. Not sure why this is.

greys 👽

Debunkers tell us that greys 👽 are poop 💩

cargo

Hey, we do not need more cargo. Jobs are moving over seas. Often these positions are high tech back office jobs such as computer programmer. First the executives claim it is to cut expenses. Like soon the whole company is gone. After all, taxes are less if you move. Result for us is lower wages.

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4K

Boost your video SEO using 4K movies. This means better picture quality and a whole lot more. Color are richer and more warm. Look at the HDR $K screen. Oh wow, they can take your breath away. That is what we now see. Also, there is a drop in prices. Fact is, I just got a 4K on sale for just $249 and it is super max.

social media

Fellow colleges, social media stole our xmas season. Here I am, tweeting like a mad man. Let us FACE it, face book rules us. Good old days are gone. Well, they were not all that good any way.

twitter followers

Getting more twitter followers is a major issue. Friends, we mean real ones. There are a lot of people on fiver error. Yeah, they got great gigs. It is gimme $5 and I will give you a million followers on twitter, except that they are all robots that do not buy your products or sign up.

no man is an island

They say that no man is an island, but we often feel that way. Certainly, we need to be connected to the internet 24/7 now. Life does not let us even pause. Always some new thing we gotta catch up on. Life goes one. Just where is it taking us... any way.

six signs

Effective contents, here are six signs. Most are simple average common sense. Well, it is not that common. Fact is, we find it to be quite rare. That said, effective content relies first on an amazing headline to hook you. OK so that gets you to click, but the lead must compel your to read on.

Grape Scott

Grape Scott says me. There are so many SEO tactics that do not work any more. Still, here we are. Most of us are try to get traffic to our web pages. Do tell, it is not easy.  People who come have limited attention span. However, I have noticed that adding embedded videos to your pages is max. Just remember that there are many services. For example, you tube is just one. Remember to look at daily motion and vimeo.

RIM = RIP

I do say RIM = RIP, and here is why we see no resurgence. Basically, the black berry priv is a swan song. Like it might be their last phone ever. Do hope this is not our case. However, we see a poor company. Yeah, they keep on losing more money.

Here is a great tweet

Here is a great tweet for you. Do view em.

Here is sunset slomo. https://t.co/NPQHWf0lSI

— JadeSpin (@JadeSpindotcom) November 8, 2015

fear of snakes

Babies have fear of snakes and scorpions. I wonder why that is. Maybe it is hate and racism. Gotta stop the hate because there is too much hate going on. What we need to do is stop judging others on their own appearance.

big button

I prefer to use a big red button in a web page. People see it more. Sadly, small buttons are not so easy. Just what is our purpose. Basically, it is to sell more products and more services.

small button

Small buttons are cute, but they are easy to miss. People need to see what you are selling and click to purchase one or more.

copy blogger

Folks, copy blogger is killing its face book page. OK so does this even surprise us. Maybe the answer is no. Namely, we wonder what the reason is. Hard to figure out what we are seeing.

10.1% decline in factory orders

10.1% decline in factory orders this year. Well, that is scary news. OK so we guess our recovery is over. Actually, it never was. That is no guess. Read the figures and weep. Look for an on going economic crisis. Of course politician will blame the other guy. Oh yes, but of course.

new currency

Reputation is a new currency. Nike can bid in. Star bucks might do the same. Brands are taking over. What do we see. It is digital coins. Bro, time to link up  is now.

Brain chip

IBM has a new invention for you. Brain chip is wow. This device could power robots in coming years. World needs to have the brain chip survey us. Also, it can look at web pages.

money

Blogs can make some money. However, it is a poor way. Clicks are not expensive. Also, you cannot get the people to see what is news. Yeah, other portals are gonna win. Keep on typing any way.

30

30 most important factors in SEO are here for you. Like to see how to make it to the top of the pile, but there we go. TITLE is important to us. Also, links are a form of universal currency.

TIME

TIME is not on our side any more. Looks like content is no longer king or even queen. Social is the big deal and you want to be a big name. Just how am I suppose to become a major power. Folks, we are looking for some answers.

models

What do we say. Yeah, models do not look like a regular person. Certainly, they are not average. Most stand out in a crowd and are easy to see.

Times do change

Times do change. For example, the jeep was an american icon. Chrysler is now an Italian car company. Tis sad, but this is so. What me worry. Like mad magazine says.

Fresh you say

Fresh you say. There are certain food items in your refrigerator you should throw away.  Bread should not be green. Fresh is the taste that we love to eat and see. Keep your content fresh for search engines.

ranking changes

Big ranking changes will affect us all. Expect a new bird to emerge. Already we have seen penguin. He was a bit scary. Perhaps the next one is moa. This is a giant flightless bird from New Zealand even. Hope that is not our case.

Dow keep going up

Dow keeps going up. Forecasters predict a 1,000 point drop, but we do not see any. Perhaps we need to wait some. Time will soon tell us. Yeah, if we are right or wrong.

penny on mars

There is a 1909 penny on mars. Like we are not making this up. Strange universe we are in. Hope we can survive. That said, going to another planet is awesome. Earth is a major pain.

penguin

This is one fowl bird that lives on the polar ice cap. What is the name. Hey, it is penguin. Victory goes to the strong, but this bird is all wrong. He cannot fly even. Like to swim in our sea. Oh yes, where we going any way.

Brooklyn Bridge

Brooklyn Bridge is up for sale again. Please do not buy it. Folks, most SEO is a scam. They cannot get your position one. However, they can steal your money. I will ask you. Like try to exercise some care.

zero

Most of you just want to be a hero and wind up a zero. Clark Bent was trying to act like a big tough guy. However, he is instead a mild manner news paper man. Fact is, he cannot even beat up jimmy old son. Personally, I doubt he could even get a date the ugly office secretary louse pain. Perry White is quite different in the new movie. Well, he is not white for one. Also, they were talking about making um HIM a woman.

face the music

Hummingbird is here and we have to face the music. Perhaps, it is not as bad as penguin. Still, this noisy bird is very annoying. Rules do keep on changing on us. Difficult to figure out what path we are on.

clean up your room

Most of us remember dad yelling at us -clean up your room. Well, we should have our HTML code cleaned up. It is not very quick to load now. That slows down the whole internet even. Best strategy is to go line by line and check every statement for errors.

old seo

Basically, old seo methods do not work any more. It is like an ancient car. Like it belongs in a museum.

uneasy

People do not talk about a search engine now. They have more major concerns. Wall street is uneasy. Shut down is scary. Expect a fall in oil prices. A lot of government workers will not be driving soon. Hey, they are sent home as our gov got no money. Maybe people will finally start to wake up.

hash tag search

Google is a hash tag search engine. That is good news. Well, there we go. Certainly, it is a new era. Twitter made the has tag max pop. People are using em more an more.

new algorithm

Google has a new algorithm for its search engine. Hummingbird is the name. Well, we hope that things do improve. Let we can use a new one. Perhaps we can filter out blog spam. That is all too common.

jet set

I always wonder on the jet set and who they are. Frankly, they seem to be missing. Like we do not see as many private jets come in. Yeah, blame our poor economy.

Lightning

Lightning does not strike twice or are we wrong. Expect more pain coming. Brace yourself for more tries like panda and penguin. Sadly, the best days are indeed behind us. Distant thunder means more rain is near. Time to prepare is now.

SERPD

The old SERPD is near gone. Certainly, we do not like the new one. Hey, what is this site trying to be any way. Like was was super once. Yeah, that was like so many years ago.

content

Hey, content is no longer king any more. Sadly, it is not even queen. People see all the traffic goes to a few big names. What do we see. It is the big squeeze. Not a good time to be a little guy.

seo is new

Phablets are taking over. That is because phones and tablets are in a merger. Both are becoming one. Yeah, that is what we see. Also, seo is new. Old ways are going away. Replacement is on a model that is more organic. Hey, the world is changing on us.

phablets

Gentlemen, please start your GRAPHIC engines. The phablets are on a rise. Got one the other day for less than $50 - no kidding you. Yeah, phablets are taking over. Low end laptops cost $399 or more. People are saving pennies. Still, I like a real keyboard and typing on an capacitance screen sux.

trends in our news

Here are trends in our news. Search results are getting better for us. Mostly, we need to end the panda updates as those make search worse. Yeah, penalty for getting links is crazy. Well, there we go again. Like we wish that people would concentrate on delivering quality content to us.

xbox one

Microsoft xbox one is super. Still, people do worry. There are some rumor. Like you cannot sell old game. Well, we shall soon see.

blogging mistakes

Here are blogging mistakes to look on. Please look at your blog to see what is going on. Bloggers can work to  improve. Desire is to make my area nice. Maybe it is not easy. Still, we learn more every year.

Kindle secrets

Kindle secrets for you. Gotta love my amazon. They have some BOOKS that are max inexpensive. For example, 99 cents per copy. Bro, this is max.

Methods you say

OK some SEO ways are as dated as a 1950's dress for a high school prom. Perhaps we should brush up on some new ways. Yeah, that would be so awesome. Here we go. Do not ask people to link to you. Bogus links are not going to help you soon. Yeah, like that old dress if you wanna go as a prom princess. Methods you. Oh yes, that is what they are.

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save win 8 no

Microsoft tries to save win 8 no. However, the writing is on the wall for us. Please listen to me. They cannot save it. Like win 8 is a poor os. It is not vista, but it is worse.

web comics

Here are 15 cartoonists that allow us to use their web comics. Oh yes, they do not charge us any money. That is a big plus and there are no minuses. Hope to start using some. God bless you.

keywords

There are many keywords now. Here are some that are trending - negro pope. Also black pope. Yeah, even African pope. People are very curious. Well, that is what we guess. Not sure who the new one can be, but we will soon see. Bet it is not the usual names.

Times

Times are changing for us. People wonder what is coming. Well, it might be more on same. Sadly, we do not see a big break coming our way. Yeah, it does seem we are in a crisis.

Yahoo Japan

Yahoo Japan and GREE will produce anime games. This is an interesting move. Basically, they are moving big time into anime. Perhaps we can see what is coming. Content creation is now max pop. Did not see that one. Maybe this is new territory for our SEARCH engines.

The Internet Marketing Song

 The Internet Marketing Song

Folks, listen to this one. It is a great song. Hey, who says we are wrong. Step right up. Colleges, this is a three ring circus. Although not sure on THREE rings. Like there might be just one. Please take care.

social media rep

People want to improve. Yeah their social media rep. That is not something to ignore.

What about our poor economy. It continues chugging on. Make sure you improve your rep. People are watching their pennies now.

Hey, there is an increase in sales of new cars. Also, of old ones. Basically, people are tired of driving an old geo metro from the 90s mon.

search is king

OK so search is king, but social is queen. Hey, social media keeps on growing. That is the future my fine ones. Click that like button why don't you. Dumb phones are out and smart is in.

you tube changes

Hey, you tube changes are many. For example, you tube sort by views is gone. They did a remove. Well, that was a favorite of mine. Yeah, like they remove five star years ago. People were lining up. Oh please remove my five star soon. Yeah, like um all we have now is green corner on an up arrow.

Blogging to make money

Blogging to make money are we. Certainly it is not easy. For example, you will need a boat load of traffic and then some more. Products that have good conversion. Also, those items should pay super commission. Hard to make money on narrow margins.

Back link mania

There is back link mania. It is getting crazy. People are paying max. Yeah, for back links that are crap. Do not bu any. Instead create your very own.

Digital war

Right now, what do we see. Digital war is on. Like winner is amazon. Fighting for its life is micro soft and rim. Those might be gone soon. It is a too little too late case. Sadly, people learn never ever. What we really need is much lower prices. Kindle is still way too expensive says me. Bring it down for us.

Optimizing keywords is important for us. People need to understand what is going on. That is what brings traffic to us. Like we need some more. Write about topic you like with a passion. Put your keywords in the body copy. OK so then add some nice images. Those act like a spice.

big dog

People talk about getting more exposure. Like you want to be a big dog now. Well, we are not so sure. Hard to be a big dog in a small pen. King of the kennel as we say. Still, there we go. Most do not know what they want anyway. Life is indeed an interesting process. Yeah, what can we say.

you tube

I love you tube and it is awesome. People are now in woe. Back links are more important now. People are creating link pyramids to feed on the link juice.

angry energy

Sometimes we feel an angry energy. That is because our web pages are not making much money. Time to update your pages. Get them up and running. Yeah, that is what we need to do now. Also, fine more affs that pay super. Please so look at what they are selling us. Most are pushing junk that they cannot sell to me.

Free Speech

Free Speech is baffling to many. People are use to living in a cage. They do not know how to use their wings. Sadly, flying free is frowned on. Well, this eagle does not like being coop up.

strange algo

Strange algo on you tube now. It does not work like before, but we get junk now. Search seems off like we get a video on candy when we are trying to get a camera review. Not sure why this is. Perhaps some one can post us an answer.

Bing in decline

Bing in decline now. Microsoft is your enemy. Their product is junk and people are waking up. Look at their search engine. It is full of spammers. Junk is all over. People, you need to take action now. Rather that you wake up. Not too late to see this is a sinking ship like the Titanic even.

wheels

Throw me a wheel mon. Like those are pop now. Actually, people are selling em. That is not a good idea. OK in other new. Gold sparkles now. Yellow metal is moving on up.

French artists

French artists predicted the future with uncanny accuracy. OK so what did they even see. Mostly, it was flying machines, robots, but no search engine. Internet was not on their view screen. Funny about the future is that it is so awesome. Perhaps we will soon have men on mars. Yeah and some cool looking flying cars.

Terra nova is gone

Terra nova is gone. OK so this was a show about humans living in the dino age. They time travel to the past to escape. Strange tale to be sure.

rain

Big G is raining on our parade now. All these changes are costing us traffic big time, but what can we say. I thank God for all the rain. Certainly, we can use some. It has been rather dry these last few month, as if the driest year ever. Look on the bright side says me.

Link pruning

Link pruning is some times very necessary. OK so what is link pruning. Getting rid of bad links mon. That is the key to getting more traffic to your web pages. Hope that you can start now. Problem is because of the latest update known as penguin. That one is as cold as ice.

What is SEO now?

Question for you. What is SEO now? Basically, it has become a game. Link Hunt is the name. Find people who will link to you. Sadly, every thing else must take back seat to the new game.

Fiverr it is

Need some help in your seo journey. Fiverr it is. Great place to get help with your programs. Perhaps you need a debugger to help you code an app. Also, to make changes to your source. Fiverr is for all of us a super resource. Best part is the low prices.

how to be #1

Here is how to be number one. It is a course. Basically, to make your site number one. That is to gain exposure. Like there are many ways.

SEO made simple

SEO made simple is a book that is new. Actually, the strategy is easy. However, most people do not like to spend time getting mentions on social media or needed exposure. Well, listen to me.  Basically, exposure is max. Get used to asking for links and mentions to gain more views.

link bait

Folks, we like to see link bait going up. However, this is not so pop. It use to be the power of many DIGG movers. Well, most are gone. Still a few are in the biz of creating some link bait, but not many. Social is the new scene.

browsers

All my browsers work except one. I mean, I use internet explorer, safari, even opera. However, fire fox crashes constantly - every DAY even. Yeah, that it is open. Well, it is no wonder people are dropping the fox now. Folks, we wish it were not so. Perhaps, a new upgrade will be more stable for me. Really, I do hope so.

SEO Skill

Do you have SEO skill? That is an interesting question for us. I am not sure on an answer. What can we fry up. People need to break it down more. There are many sub skills to work on...

no easy way

Getting top rank is not so easy. People are trying a new game. Still, the search engine wins. Being number one is hard work, and there is no easy way. Like we all wanna rank number one.

Blogger tips

Blogger tips for those using WORD press. Yeah um word up. Folks, word is crazy.